- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Prostitution is bad.......

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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