What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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