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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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