- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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