"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Justin beiber..

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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