- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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