What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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what's white and sticky semen

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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How's the weather? Good.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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