- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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