- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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