Neither did she.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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no

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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White men's rights

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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