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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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