How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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