- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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