- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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