- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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