How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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