Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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hear hear

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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So I was walking down the road today

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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