What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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