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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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woman's rights

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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