- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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