Major League Soccer

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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