How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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