George W. Bush

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Anti Joke

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