No!

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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so how about that irline food

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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