- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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