Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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