- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What did the snake say to the rat?

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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