What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Women's rights.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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