- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Who is big and stupid My brother

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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