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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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