- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

women's rights

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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