- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

im saul and i love cock

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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