A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Women's rights

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's your guys names?

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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