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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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feminists.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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