Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Abortion.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

whats my name? Matt

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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