- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Ready for something funny? nothing

Canadians

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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