shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Anti Joke

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