What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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i hate black people

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Skinny people fart less.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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