- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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