Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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