Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Anti Joke

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