why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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I like touching my boobs

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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