What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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CHORGLUND

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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