What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Refridgerator.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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