- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

whats white jizz

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Justin Bieber

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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