- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Alchohol.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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