Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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obama

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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