Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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