- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Your social life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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