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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Women can vote? wtf

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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I like poop in my butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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