- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face is kinda funny

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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