What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A woman walks into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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