- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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