- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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