what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

being sober in a bar fight

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Chicken

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

wanna hear a joke? i dont

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

This is my favorite antijoke.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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