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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

James Patrick Campbell

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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