An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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