Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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