- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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