Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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