- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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