Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What is cowboy say

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your so fat. your fat!

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Anti Joke

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