- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Women's rights

Why so serious? Your brother died.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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