- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your face is hilarious.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

when debbie meets downer

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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