- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

0 1 this is a sad sad world.