Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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womens rights

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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