- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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