- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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