- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

I C U P White stuff

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Neither did she.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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