A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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