- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Jesus Christ

Smeg...

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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