- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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