So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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