How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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