A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Oh, go away

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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your mom is so fat.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Skinny people fart less.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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