What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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