- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

roses are red violets are blue

why am I writing this...im bored

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

I just drank a cola.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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