Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Anti Joke

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