One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

My name is Jeff

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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