- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Ham sandwich

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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